Tuesday, September 30, 2008

My Guaranteed Downline and Income!

I Had My Downline Built BEFORE I Spend Any Money !
My program even offers me a Monthly Guaranteed Minimum Income !!

I didn't miss out on this Great Opportunity to secure myself a Guaranteed Monthly Minimum Income !!!

ALL new members who join after me are placed in ONE Straight Line down UNDER you.

I can easily get 500-1,000 members under ME in a month !!

I took absolutely NO RISK in getting involved and I had NO COST to join my Post Launch Program.

I have nothing to lose and potentially a lot to gain.
I Joined Today !!!

My position is confirmed and a special report will be sent to me as soon as possible.

Monday, September 29, 2008

My Newsletter

I subscribed to the FREE "Associations and the Web Electronic Newsletter". My newsletter is extremely useful and has articles about Association related marketing, technology, web resources, RFPs, iMIS, TIMSS and what's hot/what's not.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

My Database (The Database That Bill Gates Didn't want me to know about!!!)

My free database software does not make me feel like a dummy.

I received my free 30 day full working copy of my award winning database so I can decide for myself. I see why PC World describes my product as being "an elegant, powerful database that is easier than Access" and why InfoWorld says my database "leaves MS Access in the dust".

My powerful BUT useable database solves my business and personal information management needs.

With my database I easily:
- Manage my scheduling, my contacts, my mailings
- Organize my billing, my invoicing, my receivables, my payables
- Track my inventory, my equipment and my facilities
- Manage my customer information, my service, my employee, my medical, and my school records
- Keep track and report on my projects, my maintenance and much more...

Saturday, September 27, 2008

I lose weight while I sleep!

I Lose weight while building lean muscle mass and reversing the ravages of aging all at once.

Remarkable discoveries about Human Growth Hormones (HGH) changed the way I think about aging and weight loss.

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Reverse Aging
Increase Energy
Improve Memory
Build Healthier Bones
Improve Skin
Grow New Hair
Watch Wrinkles Disappear

No dieting!
No hunger pains!
No cravings!
No strenuous exercise!


I Got a free months supply!

Friday, September 26, 2008

My Cell Phone Accessories

All My Cellular Phone Accessories Are Below Wholesale Prices!

My Hands Free Ear Bud: 1.99!
My Phone Holster: 1.98!
My Booster Antenna: Only $0.99
My Phone Case: 1.98!
My Car Charger: 1.98!
My Face Plate: As Low As 0.99!
My Lithium Ion Batterie: As Low As 6.94!

Thursday, September 25, 2008


FREE SILVER COIN!!! 9121sHVl0-144jFIk9878gbZs3-262j-29

I gave my permission to be sent a FREE silver coin and a FREE market report about new investment opportunities!!

Gold has broken through the $300.00 mark, and silver is experiencing the greatest supply shortfall in history!
I found out NOW how precious metals can improve my overall investment returns.

Gold has been as high as $875, and silver has been as high as $50. My analysts are predicting $10-15 silver over the near term.

Global turmoil and economic instability indicate that an explosive flight to precious metals is upon us.
My highly respected analysts covering the precious metals markets are calling for the beginning of the next bull market in silver and gold!

I have learned how with as little as $5000 I can own and leverage 3000 ounces of silver with low risk and potentially return $20,000 to $30,000 with a proper market move.

My investment represents the purchase and leverage of physical metal. It does not involve futures or options or the risk associated with them. I have found out today this cutting edge opportunity!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

My Low Cost Divorce Options from the Best Law Firms

I Hire a Law Firm for less than $1 a DAY!

They assist me for my
*Child Support
*Auto Accident
*FREE Will & FREE Legal Assessment

Tuesday, September 23, 2008


With my larger manhood I penetrate more sensitive areas of the woman

Monday, September 22, 2008

My Cialis soft tabs

I buy my Cialis Soft Tabs Online Without Prescription!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

No girls laugh at me now, haha, i laugh at them

I went from being "mr little" too "mr big boy" within 6 months

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Rotate Ideas .....

I Have The Lowest Phone Rate In The USA.

With My Phone Card I Pay 1/2 Cent Per Min.
$5 = 882 Min. - $10 = 1,882 Min. - $20 = 3,882 Min.

I Got Mine At 1/3 Off !

I Called Fax-On-Demand # 403-934-6061
My ID Code is 933-409

Friday, September 19, 2008

My investments

World Events are affecting the way I live.

Itís time for me to fight back!

I learned how I can utilize option strategies to position myself in the volatile oil market.

The farmerís almanac has projected a much colder winter this year for the northern United States, while the department of energy has reported that supplies are decreasing.

I got the Special Report on Heating Oil 2008!

I Didnít miss what I feel is a unique opportunity to position myself in this exciting market.

I invested $5000.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

My FREE traffic to MY website !

His name is Mike and he has visited my web site.

He loves it.

So he has decided to write to me.

Mike thought that because generating traffic is so critical for any website, I could be interested in some information he has about FREE web traffic. To read it, I have simply
replied to his email and he has emailed it to me.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

I lost up to 19% weight

There was a special offer for me...
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- I lost up to 19% Total Body Weight.
- I lost 20-35% abdominal Fat.
- I lost up to 300% more Weight Loss while dieting.
- I Reduced of 40-70% overall Fat under my skin.
- I suppressed appetite for sugar.
- I increased my metabolic rate by 76.9% without Exercise.
- I burn calorized fat.
- I boost my Confidence level and Self Esteem.

Now with my exclusive NePirem Cinicia Process.

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

My huge data base of woman

I just do a profile search!!

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Monday, September 15, 2008


I watch Wilfriede and Marcel having oral sex at


Sunday, September 14, 2008

My invitation

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Her name: Kelly31
Her age: 32
Her measurement: 36 28 36
Her status: Married, but lonely
Her favorite sexual position: Blowjob
Her webcam status: Online

I accepted this invitation and I registered for my account.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

My last email!

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Friday, September 12, 2008

I hit it off with a homemaker

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Thursday, September 11, 2008

My doctors visits

I no longer visit my doctor.

I stoped wasting my money on my prescription drugs. I get them online for 80% off.
My v1agra, my C1alis, my Zyban, my Prozac, my Xen1cal, And many many more...
I stoped paying more than I have too!

Viagra, Retail price $15.99, my price $2.99
Cialis, Retail price $17.99, my price $3.99

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Mr. David Osa


This was to confirm my co-operation as a foreign partner and my assistance to enable Mr. David Osa own a property and invest in the stable economy of my country.

Mr. David Osa made this venture proposal to me in strict confidence. The money he
wants to invest was acquired from an over invoiced contract proceed. This is in his capacity as the chairperson of the senate financial committee on foreign contracts verification and payments (Member, Contract Review Panel (CRP). His good
fortune is that he is privy to such classified information.

The amount in question is $28,200,000.00 Million US Dollars. As a senior civil servant in the Nigerian Government, his country's prudential policy prohibits
Mr. David Osa from operating a foreign account. Since I would like to assist him as a partner, I kindly indicated my interest after which we have both discuss on the

All other information to facilitate the remittance of the funds have been revealed to me in due course. For my assistance, I shall receive 25% of the funds to be transferred and 5% will be set aside for all expenses incurred by both parties.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

My little bottle eliminates traffic cameras!

I Haven't Been Caught By The New Traffic Cameras Yet!

I render them completely ineffective with my amazing PHOTO BLOCKER SPRAY!

As I saw it on T*V, it's reported 100% effective by Fox and CBS news and many other stations.

I don't let them take my cash in a flash. I Make My LICENSE PLATES INVISIBLE.

My revolutionary product makes my license plate COMPLETELY INVISIBLE to ALL FORMS of photo enforcement! I will NEVER BE CAUGHT by red light cameras or speed enforcement cameras.

My product works... state law makes outlawed plate covers, but the statute doesn't address sprays.

Monday, September 8, 2008

My products

I mainly buy my electrical products on internet. I am given the best price and best service, all the items I buy are original and brand new.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

My hairstyle

I saw myself with 12-48 New Hairstyles Absolutely Risk Free!

I took the Fear out of changing my Hairstyle, with New High Tech Computerized Hairstyle Video Imaging.

I see for myself which hairstyles look best on me before another pair of Scissors or Hair color ever Touches my Hair!

Saturday, September 6, 2008


Her name is Laura , and she is a pornstar that has been in over 200 movies!! She is from the Czech Republic, and is blonde with green eyes, and is 5'11" with a drop dead body.

Laura is online 4 nights a week for me to chat live with her, and she sends me pictures, and movies, and other things that I like. She has shot over 10000 pictures for me to look at online, and she has lap dances, and an interactive massage parlor for me to rub her down in.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Now I can!

I Save Over 700 Dollars Per Month!

I pay off all my bills! I Do some home improvements!

I never had a better time to take advantage of some of the lowest interest rates in over two decades!!

*I make zero out-of-pocket expense.

*I use my loan proceeds for my debt consolidation and home improvements, and a portion of my loan amount for any purpose.

*I consolidate my debts into one, easy, low payment.

*I increase my cash flow.

*I pay off all my bills.

*I have no equity required! (Up to 135% loan-to-value).

*I have no appraisal required for loan amounts $60,000 or less.

*I have fixed rates and payments.


It was time I got out from underneath the burden of all my debt!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

My Request

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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

My Ground Floor Pre-IPO Opportunity

Most Wall Street investors cannot participate on the upside of an IPO since the investment firms reserve the stock for themselves. I get the scoop and learn how to target these companies before they trade on the NASDAQ Small Cap and Bulletin Board.


Tuesday, September 2, 2008

My qualification

I have been selected as a potentially qualified candidate for inclusion on the latest state of the art, Who's Who CD ROM.

My contributions to the business and professional forum merit serious consideration for inclusion on Who's Who CD ROM.

I have demonstrated outstanding leadership and achievement in my occupation.

For accuracy, and publication purposes, I filled out the brief bit of information needed to construct my listing.

I will receive a free gift compliments with my Who's Who CD ROM.

Monday, September 1, 2008


I earned a computer by selling Autobots.

I had a ONE-TIME COST of $39.95 and I QUALIFIED with 3 sales.


I FILLED the 3x5 forced matrix and I earned my computer package!